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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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