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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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