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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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