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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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