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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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