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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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