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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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