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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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