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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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