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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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