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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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