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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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