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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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