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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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