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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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