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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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