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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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