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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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