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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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