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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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