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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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