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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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