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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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