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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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