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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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