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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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