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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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