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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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