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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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