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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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