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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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