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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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