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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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