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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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