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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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