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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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