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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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