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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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