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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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