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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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