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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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