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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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