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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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