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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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