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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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