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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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