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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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