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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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