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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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