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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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