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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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