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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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