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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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