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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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