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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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