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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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