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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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