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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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