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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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