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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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